We believe in our core values here at WholeSexLife. Which may (or may not) explain what I was doing during my date with Harold yesterday. Sometimes we get a little silly. Let’s just say that I was suddenly struck with an urge to draw on his penis and things just… evolved from there. I have video evidence.
Joel is dismayed that his wife is venturing into furry porn, but it’s not furry! Really! I think. Is it?
It is my first ever video porn. Even though it’s totally me being silly, I’m thinking about video porn seriously in the back of my head somewhere. Probably just past that place where I’m thinking, “Okay little weasel, what’s your motivation? Are you looking for a warm hole to burrow into? You look pretty happy, little fella – been sneaking around? Wanna kiss?”