Sep 072010

Today I learned some valuable lessons here in Hawaii:

  1. Be careful what you do under water. Most people are wearing snorkeling goggles and the water is totally clear.
  2. Swimming is like sex. It works better if you relax and trust that your body knows what it’s doing.
  3. There is no easy and tactful way to say, “Hey, I really like you. You turn me on. You can stick your fingers in me any time you want.”