We were going to do some bondage photos for you, really we were. We were talking about it, making plans. It’s just that I started to feel all horny. I do have some self-restraint. I would have taken that energy to the photo shoot, but then Harold started getting all Toppy. Harold doesn’t Top very much, actually not at all, and I would like him to Top sometimes, so this was a BIG DEAL.
He kept putting his hand on my throat and handling me roughly. He yanked my shirt up and pulled my nipples free of my bra, pinching them painfully. One hand slid into my jeans. His finger tickled my labia before dipping into my cunt and then rubbing my clit with expert flair. It drove me wild how he handled my body with the ease and competence of ownership. It makes me feel loved. I writhed and moaned at his touch. When he pulled my jeans and panties off, all thoughts of rope and cameras fled my mind.
He went down on me and everything was pure lust and sensation. I can’t think of anything better in the world except for what came next. He pulled off his pants, revealing his hard-on. I lifted my legs, resting my feet on his shoulders, and he slid into me. I might have had a vague thought that we would still take photos, but I was pretty swept away. How have we never fucked with my feet on his shoulders and my back arched before? It’s fucking fantastic! I’ve never had my g-spot so thoroughly probed before.
It didn’t take long for an orgasm to blow my mind. I think I came for three minutes. Then we switched to a side-lying position, which also felt amazingly exquisite. From there, I need a bit of a breather. Harold buried his fingers in my cunt. I reached for my vibrator, thinking that we might try to get me to squirt again, but I got distracted. Again. This time, I simply had to put Harold’s cock in my mouth.
He has a beautiful cock. I derive a lot of pleasure out of licking and sucking it. I like tracing the contours with my tongue, sucking the whole thing into my mouth as hard as I can, and finishing with a swirl of my tongue – over and over. He didn’t let me go very long, however, before he was ordering me to fuck him.
I did my best to ride him hard. My eyes roll back in my head when I think of how good it felt. I felt on the verge of coming for so long. Mostly my eyes were closed, following the sensation, but my few glimpses of Harold showed him with his head tipped back, eyes screwed shut, and mouth wide open – silently screaming in ecstasy. I moved faster and faster, chasing my orgasm. Finally, I collapsed on his chest, panting and spasming. I thought that I was going to die. My heart beat fast in my throat and I gasped out endearments. Coming like that certainly convinces me that I will love him forever.
When I had regained my ability to breathe and articulate speech, Harold asked me if I would play with his ass. But of course my dear! I lubed up and slid a finger in. My other hand rubbed his cock. Almost immediately he started to leak – little drops of ejaculate pooled at the head and ran down his cock to form a river across my hand. I added another finger, reveling in the feeling of manipulating his pleasure.
I could stay there forever – rubbing his prostate and alternating between my mouth and my hand on his penis, milking him slowly, knowing that this feels blissful for him. It’s a good lesson for me, because I always worry that he will get bored fingering me. I need to believe that he loves to give me pleasure as much as I do for him. I need to give him a chance to give to me because that is also a pleasure.
We finally stopped due to hunger and exhaustion. I was starting to get a bit limp with oxytocin overload and lack of food. By the time we cleaned up and got lunch, we didn’t have the time or energy to do a bondage shoot. That’s the truth of it, I spent my day engaged in wild, spontaneous, passionate sex instead of getting you your photos. Well, you know what they say about the best laid people…
Other posts you might enjoy:
- Power from within
- Deep dark fantasies
- Seduction
- Dear Mr. Henry
- Queering Power Dynamics with Sinclair Sexsmith
I just found out about a great new resource for couples to learn about each other’s fantasies. It’s an online interactive sex questionnaire called Mojo Upgrade. Mojo is an opportunity to let you and your partner discuss the things that turn you on. It’s totally free and confidential.
Here’s how it works: You tell Mojo whether you and your partner will be using the same computer or two computers (you will need to give them your email address for this option). Each person should fill out the questionnaire privately. You have to pick a gender and reveal your age. It presents a series of potential fantasies for you to indicate your level of interest: no, we already do it, if my partner is interested, and yes. It will take about 10 minutes for each person to finish.
After both partners have completed the survey, you get to see the results. Mojo filters out all of the no’s so the results are very positive. I felt like my boundaries were respected. The questions where both of you say yes are bold and purple. The ones that one person said yes to and the other was open are in bold. It’s easy to see where you are most compatible. The website even adds links to sex toys and such for things that you’ve indicated an interest to.
Joel and I tried out Mojo Upgrade. We both used my iPhone, which wasn’t ideal, but worked well enough. Answering these questions was a lot of fun. I feel like such a slut that we already do, or have done at some time, most of the things on the questionnaire. It’s also fun to realize that I have some hard limits, like brown showers and rape fantasies – those are perfectly fine things to be into, just not my kink. I thought that it was a fabulous resource for us as a couple because we’ve been in a bit of a slump recently. I tend to make assumptions about what will or will not work based on ages old information. So I don’t always ask for what I want.
Based on our results, I would say that we should be spending more time on foreplay including dirty talk, hair pulling, sharing porn, and sensuous massage. We should also be integrating more lingerie (on me) and spanking. Perhaps adding blindfolds and/or restraints. Beyond that we get a bit wild – double or triple penetration, group sex, public sex, bukkake, and pegging. Evidently Joel and I both long for romantic music, but we are likely to come to blows over musical selection. Our taste in music is quite different.
I wish I could say that we were pouring over the results together, planning the perfect date for tonight. Sadly, Joel handed me the results without looking and promptly fell asleep. But I’m excited. I know we have some common ground to work with. I can ask for what I want.
Other posts you might enjoy:
- Deep dark fantasies
- Fantasy #23 – fuck me like an animal
- Queering Power Dynamics with Sinclair Sexsmith
- The coffee enema debacle
- Playful partner or scary stalker?
I’ve reviewed so many sex toys that I thought perhaps it was time to go back to one of the classics, My Hand. My Hand came with the original package and has grown and evolved with my needs over the years. In some ways it is the ultimate sex toy, the thing that all sex toys attempt to do better.
Versatility is really key with My Hand. Not only can My Hand be utilized to bring pleasure to myself, it can also be used with any of my partners! This amazing piece of equipment can replace a paddle, a vibrator, a dildo, a men’s masturbatory sleeve, a butt plug, and some nipple clamps. My Hand also feels amazing just skimming along the skin’s surface or digging in for deep massage.
I used to use My Hand to get myself off, but over time I’ve come to enjoy vibrators more. If My Hand has a flaw, it’s that I can’t get it to vibrate fast enough. Still, it’s always handy in a pinch. It’s very flexible and easy to position, always the right temperature, and usually just the right size. Regretfully, I am unable to reach my own g-spot with My Hand.
I can reach my girlfriend’s g-spot however. My Hand transmits an amazing amount of sensation. Having My Hand inside of her is one of my favorite things in life. I can also squeeze and tease her nipples with My Hand. My Hand is also quite useful with my men, especially around the cock and balls, where some digital manipulation is well received. My Hand is fantastic at squeezing, rubbing, and pumping. But that’s not all! My Hand also has some probing action – perfect for back-door play. In fact, nothing is better for prostate stimulation than My Hand. Impact play is a natural, of course. You can’t get any more basic than slapping and spanking.
There are times when My Hand does not have a long enough reach. I should point out, while the power supply is phenomenal (no batteries!), the energy is not infinite. My Hand does sometimes get tired and may even cramp. Also, it requires some upkeep. Mainly, nail trimming and moisturizing. My Hand is a snap to clean though – just use soap and warm water. And safer sex is smooth in a non-latex glove. I think My Hand looks suave and stylish in the black ones.
My Hand comes in a variety of colors, most of them perfectly suited to the owner – none of that terrible pink color that many sex toys come in. No sex toy can compete with the portability of My Hand (except perhaps My Tongue). My Hand won’t take up valuable luggage space or invite ridicule from TSA agents.
I just adore how subtle My Hand is. I use it every day in millions of ways, have it right out in plain sight, and no one would ever guess that I just had My Hand in my partner’s ass. It’s that great! I can shake hands at a business meeting and they would only know that I use My Hand to spank my partner if they read my blog. I love mixing it up like that, as though our bodies are just normal when we have sex. It’s so cool.
My Hand is way more than a sex toy. I use it to flip people off, write, pick my nose, scratch backs, and tie shoes. I’ve never had a dildo that could do all of that. No, My Hand is pretty fucking brilliant. And the best part is the low, low cost. Unless you’ve somehow lost the one you were born with (or managed to be born without one), My Hand is in your grasp right now.
Bottom line: don’t wave goodbye to the vibrator just yet, but give a round of applause to My Hand.
Grade: A-
Other posts you might enjoy:
- Review: Fun Factory’s Amor
- Review: njoy Fun Wand
- Lubricant update
- Prostate milking
- Water-based lubes from lousy to lubricious
- Five days of porn
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging, Strap-on Anal Sex for Couples, from Vivid Ed is an amazingly sexy video. Combining sex ed and porn is a model that works brilliantly and Tristan Taormino has built her career on creating books and videos that are both highly effective sex education and steaming hot porn. Expert Guide to Pegging is the finest example of her work I’ve seen to date, in large part because of the contributions of Dylan Ryan & Wolf Hudson, Jada Fire & Christian, and Jiz Lee & Mickey Mod.
If you are familiar with Tristan Taormino’s work, you know that she is famous for all things ass related, and pegging fits right in. At the beginning of the video, Tristan explains that the term pegging comes from a discussion of Dan Savage with his readers about what best to call it when a woman uses a strap-on to have anal sex with a man. The general consensus settled on “pegging,” and it has stuck. In fact, the term has now broadened to include a range of related activities also covered in this video – all the ways a woman can play with a man’s ass. Not just the strap-ons, also all the warm-up!
The first portion of the video is educational. Tristan Taormino is indeed expert in her explanations of what pegging is, how to talk to your partner about his feelings and desires, anatomy (including perineum, sphincter, rectum, and the prostate), hygiene, lube, warm-up for anal play, anal toys, strap-on harnesses & dildos, and positions. This segment is chock full of valuable information, illustrated with clips from the three couples featured, both discussing and demonstrating the salient points.
Care is given to emphasize that enjoying anal sex does not make you gay. I was also interested to learn that some men lose their erection during anal play because relaxing everything, relaxes everything, but that they are still enjoying the sensations. I think it’s also good to note that enemas are okay, but all you really need are good bowel habits, go to the bathroom before sex, and wash your ass and genitals when you bathe (which I hope you do anyway). Using lots and lots of lube was also stressed.
Warm-up is discussed quite a bit because, as Jada Fire explains, you don’t want to just shove it in there. Those kinds of experiences make people not like anal play. Instead, these experts recommend anilingus, also known as rimming, as well as massage of the opening. After that, they tried inserting one finger, followed by another if that was well received.
The next suggestion was for anal toys. A variety are available, including beads, plugs, and prostate toys. We also get to see harnesses and dildos. There is a thorough discussion of how to select the harness/dildo combination that is best for you and your partner, explaining all of the various options. The final thing I gleaned was that the man should relax, relax, relax – although I assume that could also apply to a woman.
After all that wisdom, we get to see the couples in action. First they talk about pegging and then they have sex. They are not simply showing anal techniques; they are incorporating anal play into love-making. It’s the full sexual experience. I adore the intense chemistry each pair has. Their sex is hot, and a pleasure to watch (I didn’t fast-forward through any of it).
Dylan Ryan and Wolf Hudson are cute and energetic. It’s obvious that Wolf feels some trepidation, but Dylan is so present with him. Dylan Ryan is my new role-model on how to ask for what you want during sex. She is sweet and sexy and grounded.
Jada Fire and Christian tickle me because of Christian’s obvious enthusiasm for anal. I want to bend him over. He’s this big shaved buff guy and Jada is very lush and girlie, with long manicured nails. Christian just seems so into everything Jada does and she looks amused and turned on.
I have a crush on genderqueer Jiz Lee. Jiz is gorgeous and perfectly paired with Mickey Mod. The two of them give each other long erotic looks that make my pussy wet. Mickey’s butt-less underwear are scrumptious. I am so happy that Jiz and Mickey do some gender play. They finally end up in the shower with some mutual masturbation and Jiz spurting. Yay!
The menu pathways of Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging are excellent. Everything is laid out in a logical and accessible way. The Special Features include some stuff from Vivid, and a short on safer sex, an enema how-to, a strap-on guide, and information about solo prostate stimulation. It’s all excellent. Honestly, it might be my favorite of the porn videos that I’ve watched in the past year. I’m totally feeling inspired to do more pegging. Thanks Tristan!
Other posts you might enjoy:
- Review: Fun Factory Bootie
- Review: Fun Factory’s Amor
- Review: RodeoH
- Review: njoy Fun Wand
- Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex
Fun Factory is rapidly becoming one of my favorite sex-toy companies. They make fantastic products, and this little butt plug is no exception. I love what the box says, “BOOTIE, The perfect plug for beginners and connoisseurs! Thanks to its velvety soft surface, the BOOTIE delivers rapturous pleasure.The combination of flexibility and the necessary hardness arouse the posterior passion zones.” It makes me giggle, but it’s totally true!
I don’t take it in the rear very often. I’ve been wanting to do more anal play, so Bootie seemed like a good place to start and Babeland was willing to provide me with one. It’s easy to insert with a little bit of water-based lube (because Bootie is made of silicone). The shape is well thought out for ease, comfort, and arousal. Once in place, it could stay there for a long time. I 
have an awareness of having something in my ass that turns me on like crazy, but no discomfort. And Bootie stays in place with it’s broad base. Coming with the plug in feels really good because all of my rectal muscles tighten around it, without dislodging it.
Harold does a lot more anal play than I do. We’re always sticking things in his ass. Often, we’re going for prostate stimulation, and Bootie does press a little on his prostate. Mostly, it has that appeal of vague fullness. He found that it inserts easily and stays in exceptionally well. He even fucked me while wearing it and it didn’t budge. He did say that Bootie, like anything that presses on his prostate, can make him orgasm before he’s really ready, which doesn’t feel as pleasurable.
Overall, I only have good things to say about Bootie, although I would prefer to be able to manipulate it while inserted. Also, it can be a bit difficult to get hold of. It is meant to stay in place. I suppose that I could also complain that it isn’t pretty enough, but you can’t even spot it in a standing person. I’m being shallow.
I look forward to integrating it into our sex play. I have fantasies about one of us wearing the plug out to dinner then coming home to have wild sex. I love that background feeling of being a sex object – being aware that my ass is owned. I also think that Bootie will be good in situations where I want every erogenous zone engaged.
I agree that this is a great butt plug for anal play beginners, as well as a must-have for ass play toy collections. Right now you can even buy Fun Factory Bootie with my favorite lube, Sliquid Sassy Booty, and Babeland will give you 20% off of both! You know, if you need to arouse your posterior passion zones.
Bottom line: Perfect plug to stay in place and make you think of your ass.
Grade: A-
Today marks 18 months of blogging since my first post on June 1st, 2010. This is also my 300th post!
When I first agreed to blog my sex life, I didn’t have any idea what I was getting into, I just did it, without thinking about how it would impact my life. It took me a while to find my voice. I still like to experiment with different formats and approaches. While sex has always been a big part of my life, it’s been interesting to frame my life in terms of sex. It’s made me broaden my definition of sex.
I find I’m sometimes tempted to do something sexually just because it would make a good blog post, but that doesn’t make a huge difference because I’m also just adventurous. Many times my sex dates include testing out products for review. My partners know that anything is fair game for the blog. But my life is by no means all sex. I am the mother of 5 children, and you wouldn’t believe (or maybe you would) how many posts I write with Blues Clues or Barney in the background.
It’s been a great trip – and I plan to keep going! I want to share with you some of my favorite experiences so far…
I am most proud of my gender series. I learned so much interviewing Colleen, David, Jim, Kyle, and Aleksa. I’m still learning about gender all of the time, especially my own. I wrote about my experience packing a cock in My Inner Boy. I’ve worked harder on this series than anything else I’ve done for the blog and it’s been totally worth it in terms of what I got out of it – especially the friends I made.
Making erotic videos is something that I’d like to get better at. (I have plans!) Of the ones we’ve already made, a few stand out for me. The Rainy Afternoon video is precious to me because of the energy between Harold and me. We had a lot of technical difficulties, so the result is very “art house,” but I was pleased with it; a genuine connection is harder to capture than anything. I also have to mention the More Love video that we made for all the poly people on Valentine’s Day (and for a fan who wanted to see some plushy sex). Harold and I should both be embarrassed by our acting, but it was sooooo fun to make. I like being so totally silly. I was disappointed that it didn’t provoke more of a reaction.
We got a huge reaction over our Figging Lab Experiment and the Figging Lab Results. Our labs are written rather tongue-in-check, but people took them pretty seriously. I am disappointed that I made up such a beautiful data sheet, but that no one to date has returned a completed experiment to me. That’s too bad! Another post discusses the mathematics of Viagra. Did you know that Viagra leads to math?
Some of my posts have been deeply emotional and reveal much of my inner workings. You can see my journey over time working through sex abuse issues and wanting to be topped in The Opposite of Love, Sex in the Shadow, Okay on the Outside, Walking through the Darkness, Fear and Arousal, Magic Words, and Deep Dark Fantasies.
My trip to Hawaii was big for me. I got to spend time with my girlfriend, Erika, and I met a bunch of really fabulous people. All of the foliage in Hawaii looks erotic.
Another pivotal moment for me was the first close up picture of my cunt I’d ever seen. I wrote about it in Ready for my Close Up, talking about all of my conflicting feelings.
It’s interesting to read Is Thin the Only Sexy? written almost a year ago. I talk about my body image after seeing nude pictures of myself and realizing that I was fat. I decided that fat is still sexy. It totally is. But I also realize that I’ve lost 35 pounds since then. I feel much more comfortable in my body now, but I still look at pictures of myself and feel unhappy.
Some of my favorite posts have to do with being part of a family. My children drew pictures for Secret Life of a Mommy. In Love Song for my Metamour I got to express all of the wonderful things I feel about sharing my life with Melanie. A Poly Jolly Christmas talks about how blessed I feel to have my large poly family together over the holidays.
Finally, I do a lot of reviews, but a few things have really changed my life. One of them is the book, I’ll Show You Mine, which features gorgeous photographs of vulvas. Another is Buck Angel’s Sexing the Transman, a documentary/porn flick that taught me a ton about transmen. Also, working with the photographer, David Steinberg, over two photo sessions was deeply moving.
Photo by David Steinberg, 2011
As you can see, blogging has had a huge impact on my life. These posts represent my highs and lows, ins and outs of the last 18 months. I want to thank all of our readers for your thoughtful comments and constant support. Your participation means so much to me!
Amor by Fun Factory has to be one of the cutest sex toys I’ve ever seen. I had heard that it was a good dildo to use for anal sex and I wanted to try it out. Still, when Babeland agreed to send me an Amor to review, I wasn’t expecting this rainbow delight. (Yes, it’s rainbow colored! Squee!) Like a good boyfriend or girlfriend, Amor delivers on both looks and function.
I know it’s shallow, but I care what my cock looks like. Amor is perfect for public scenes. It’s not the biggest cock on the block, at about 5.5 inches – but it’s just right for the job. The thickness is perfect. I love the smooth finish of the body-safe silicone. I appreciate that Amor’s stylized design implies penis without the exaggerated details of realistic dildos. Shlongs with veins creep me out. Amor’s form is classy. But all of this pales in comparison to the rainbow stripes. Oh, the pride, the happiness, the hope! It makes me feel like a rock star to have Amor in my red leather harness.
This dildo fits perfectly in my RodeoHs too. It’s just the right size and the flared base sits nicely against my pelvis. It’s possibly not quite long enough for some anal sex positions. We did have a little difficulty getting it in. Amor is great for vaginal use. The slight curve means that the head of the cock rubs against my g-spot. I’ve found it useful to masturbate with in conjunction with a vibe on my clit.
Amor is just an overall good tool, without all of the crap some sex toy companies try to add in. It’s replaced my old red and black dildo in my everyday tool kit. Yep, Amor is now my dildo of choice.
Bottom line: Rainbow!
Grade: A-
I frequently have new favorite things. Just because I get enthusiastic over things all the time, doesn’t mean I don’t wholeheartedly embrace each new thing. The current new favorite thing is something I find incredibly cool. I tried to tell Joel about it and he got all squicked out. Didn’t want to talk about it. Was happy that I could do it with Harold. But that it was just squicky. So, you’ve been warned.
I think it’s amazing! Basically, it involves prostate massage, oral sex, and a hand job. Through experience Harold and I have figured out how to massage his prostate and make him shoot a load without actually orgasming. There is kind of a power trip involved in taking his spooge without letting him come, but I do like it when he comes. Dilemma. I experimented further and hit upon my new favorite thing!
I don’t know what it’s called, but here’s what I like to do: I put a couple of well lubed fingers into his asshole. I curl my fingers as though I was going for a g-spot – basically a “come here” motion, curling my fingers toward his balls. Then I touch his cock. His ass tightens on my fingers so hard that I’m afraid I will lose feeling. I use my mouth on his cock and stroke his balls, continuing to rub his prostate. After a bit I will put lube on his cock and jerk him off. I have to time everything just right. I want his natural orgasm and prostate ejaculation to happen at the same time.
It’s totally awesome. He comes so hard and spews an unbelievable amount of jiz. He really ejaculates something like twice as much semen with this method. (We should measure for science!) And he really 
seems to have an amazing orgasm. It makes me so happy to be able to do that for him! I love it so much that I don’t even mind not having him orgasm while we are fucking.
I get so excited about this. Perhaps it’s my excitement that alarms Joel. He’s afraid that I’ll find some sneaky way to massage his prostate. He need not worry. I’ll respect his boundaries. I just need a little space to jump up and down and be excited! I made Harold come a bunch! I am skillful! He felt really good! I have a new favorite thing!
Winning a contest is fun, but winning a cool kinky sex toy is even better! I recently won one of Crystal Delights‘ giveaways. I didn’t know what they were going to send me, but it turns out it was a gorgeous glass butt plug with a real fur tail attached! I feel like such a lucky girl! I love this tail – just don’t call me a furry!
Furries are a community of people into anthropomorphic animals with human characteristics. Some furries also eroticize anthropomorphic animals and explore the sexual aspects of furridom. An animal tail butt plug lends itself perfectly to this type of play. I immediately want to put the tail in and romp around in the woods! I think that makes me a wild grrrl. It’s an interesting idea, but not what I’m into. Or is it?
Sure, Harold and I fought over who got to wear it first. It’s awesome. I’m only partially inclined to stick things in my ass and I thought it was cool. I can wag my tail! And it was incredibly comfortable. The glass is totally smooth and a great shape. It took me a couple of minutes to ease the plug into my ass, but it never felt bad. In fact, it was hardly noticeable once in place.
I did go out into the woods, in the cold, cold rain, to dance around. Then I curled up in front of the fire and snoozed, my tail wrapped around me. It didn’t feel sexual, exactly. It felt sensual. Primal and animal. Then I let Harold have a turn. That was a turn on – seeing Harold with a tail! It looks so real.
Neither of us had any problems inserting, wearing, or removing the Minx Plug. I did worry about how to clean my new tail. The pyrex plug washes right up with soap and water, but what about the fur? I found these instructions on the Crystal Delights website:
- Give it a good home. Be sure it is not exposed to bright light while being stored, or isn’t kept near a heat source. Make sure it has room to breath and isn’t being crushed by other objects. Fur likes cold, hates heat. They don’t like friction. They don’t like chemicals. They like space.
- Don’t cover your Crystal Minx tail with a bag. Your tail prefers air circulation, to prevent its leather side from drying. If you absolutely must keep it in a bag for a short period of time, be sure it is in a loosely woven cloth bag.
- Accessorize wisely. Don’t pin jewelry on your tail, and avoid sharp necklaces and bracelets that could snag your tail.
- Avoid insecticides, mothproofing and other chemicals around your tail, including perfume or hairspray directly on your tail. Perfume contains alcohol, which can dry it out. Once a perfume gets into your tail, including cedar from a cedar chest it could be there to stay. Oils in the leather of your tail can become rancid and smell.
- If your tail gets wet, don’t panic. Most tails handle snow and light rain with ease. Shake it out and hang it to dry in a well ventilated room. Resist the temptation to speed the drying process by using a hair dryer or hanging near a heat source. Your tail does not like heat. After it dries, shake it again. Do not comb or brush it. If its hairs are a little bristly, simply smooth them with your hand.
- Do not store your tail in a freezer…bad idea.
- Spot clean a stain at once with a cleaning solution and a rag. Pat the area with the rag rather than stroking it to avoid removing guard hairs. Hang to dry after the stain is removed.
- Bring back the shine of the fur by drying oat bran or cornmeal and laying it in the fur. These substances soak up dirt and grime. Gently shake out the cornmeal and bran and shake the tail to loosen the rest of the substances.
Based on how much care my new tail needs and the inability to sterilize, I am unlikely to share it with anyone but Harold. It’s really a one person sex toy.
I’m really taken by this plug with tail. I’ve never tried anything like it, so I don’t have anything to compare it to, but I think it’s just amazing. I never would have thought to purchase a tail, which makes me doubly grateful for the opportunity to try this one out. Also, I have been very impressed with Crystal Delights quality and customer service so far. Winning this tail has been a great experience from one end to the other!
The only drawback to the tail, from my perspective, is that a real tail would come out at my tailbone. My rectum is too low. Even as I type this, I’m cracking up – no, I’m not a furry. I don’t care about how realistic it looks, right? Anyway, I don’t know what you would do to make a butt plug look like it came out higher. It’s not really a flaw, just my observation.
Bottom line: This beautifully made plug with tail makes me bounce with glee!
Grade: A
As much as I enjoy intercourse (really a lot!), sometimes NOT having intercourse can be just as nice. There are times when having intercourse is not advised, but you still feel turned on or you want to connect with your partner. There are some couples who never have standard penis-in-vagina sex. I went through 6 weeks during pregnancy where I was told not to have penetrative sex or orgasm. We got really creative then. Just now, I’m experiencing some pain from a ruptured cyst on one of my ovaries. Penetration is sounding uncomfortable, so Harold and I played with some alternatives to intercourse on our date.
He went down on me right away. He’s very good at oral sex. He takes his time and doesn’t focus solely on my clitoris. He’s just amazing. Usually he’ll put a finger or two inside me, but he didn’t this time. He played with my nipples. I love that so hard. Between the nipple tweaking and his tongue, I came. It hurt some, so we decided not to do that again.
We kissed. We kissed long and slow. Is there anything more erotic than kissing? I felt him along the length of my body, but all of my focus was between our lips. Our mouths became instruments, playing a symphony of desire. Or perhaps we were communicating in a language our tongues translated for us. I felt so totally in the moment, so full of love. I had a few moments where I thought, ah, so this is what supersaturated feels like.
I decided to take over. Harold struggles with being receptive. He’d rather do things to me than let me give him pleasure. (Well, except for CBT. He’ll let me do what I want to hurt his balls.) So I turned him onto his stomach and massaged his back. As soon as I had the knots out and he began to relax, I got out a heavy flogger and I brought it down on the big muscles in his shoulders. I beat hard against his back, shoulders, and ass. I could see him melt into the bed as my rhythm soothed him. When his back was red, I stopped.
I rolled him over and tied up his scrotum. I started massaging his balls and licking the head of his cock. I gave a few experimental sucks, feeling him grow hard in my mouth. I spent a few minutes really deeply enjoying Harold’s cock with my mouth. Then I took off my rings and gave his balls a few hard punches. I love when he flinches and curls protectively. He looks in my eyes and I know that I have him.
He was now impressively hard. I took my time exploring his cock and balls with my hands and mouth, bringing him to the edge of orgasm and backing off. When I couldn’t take it any more, I squeezed a dollop of lube into my hands and wrapped them around his cock. My best hand job technique brought him to the edge again.
Inspiration struck. I got more lube and inserted a finger into his asshole. I pressed against his prostate while pumping up and down on his cock. He came like crazy. I’ve never seen so much spooge at once! I think it was 3 or 4 times as much ejaculate as normal – all of the semen in his body. I was so impressed. And I guess that it felt really intense as well. I would imagine that each contraction pumping out semen would feel pleasurable. Certainly, Harold seemed to be having a very good time.
After, we did a lot of hugging, kissing, and rolling around. We had this feeling of incompleteness, like we missed intercourse. I think it meant that we could have kept playing. We’re just used to finishing off our lovemaking with intercourse. Might be time to explore more activities that are not intercourse!
